1. Thank All Those Gingers
Thank Ed Sheeran. Thank Prince Harry. Or thank any other famous ginger out there because if you are a ginger man looking to make money by donating your sperm, then this is your year.
2. High Demand
It seems that women have been requesting the ginger gene more than usual. There is a high demand for red head babies at the moment. The problem is, sperm banks don’t have enough red head genes to go around.
3. Not Wanted
It’s their fault, really. For a long time, redheaded men were shunned from sperm banks. Seriously, they were turned away.
4. Getting Rejected
Case in point: Cryos International. This is one of the largest sperm banks in the world. In 2011, Cryos International was rejecting ginger men.
5. A New Leaf
Nowadays, however, things seem to be turning a new leaf for gingers. No longer are they shunned from sperm banks. These men are more sought after than ever.
6. A Public Call
It started with a public call. Co-Parent Match is a sperm donor matching service. (Yes, there is literally a matching service for everything.)
7. Luring Ginger Men Through Facebook
So, yeh, this company released a post on Facebook. The post called for ginger men to come in and donate their sperm. It wasn’t a subtle call either.
8. NOW!
“Our female members are looking for ginger donors NOW!” Those capital letters sure make this whole thing sound like an emergency. Maybe women are stuck in waiting rooms right now, waiting for a ginger man to come in so they can take his sperm.
9. Was It Sheeran?
Things are going well in 2017 for gingers, it seems. Now ginger men can win VMA awards. They can also win Grammys.
10. Was It The Prince?
Ginger men can get the girl too. Not just any girl either. An American actress who is both beautiful and talented.
11. Was It Chucky?
Who knows why this sudden turn of events. Who knows why women are suddenly aspiring to have babies with Chucky-like features. Do they want people to think they have Irish roots for some unknown reason?
12. Was It McGregor?
Did they watch Ewan McGregor in Fargo and think, “That’s the kind of ginger I want in my life?” Or maybe women are missing Harry Potter and they want their own Ron Weasley in their life. Who knows.
13. Finally Saw It
Or maybe, finally, women realized that gingers really do have appeal. They realized that pale skin on a man can be attractive. And that wild orange hair can look amazing.
14. No Guarantee
Whatever the reason is, the demand is high. Of course, just because they go for a sperm that has redhead potential, it doesn’t mean the baby is going to come out a redhead. There never can be a guarantee of that.
15. Thoughts?
What do you think of this whole thing? Would you choose a sperm with red head potential for your baby? Share your thoughts below.
