When we were kids, most of us didn’t like brushing our teeth too much, but we sure got excited over the dollar we got from the Tooth Fairy when one of them fell out. ‘Barry T. Tooth Fairy’ himself has now spoken, however, and he’s sounding off on bad dental hygiene.
London resident Henry Warren recently shared on Twitter that his 8-year-old son, Sam, is ‘dreadful’ at tooth brushing, but thankfully, the winged man himself was well-aware. When Sam’s most recent loose tooth fell out, the boy left it under his pillow expecting a one-pound coin to be in its place by morning – and instead woke up to find a formal letter ‘from the desk of Barry T. Tooth Fairy,’ which included a strict warning to be heeded about ‘tooth condition.’
Parents everywhere are applauding Henry for making sure the letter found his son well, and we suspect that many will be in contact with ‘Barry’ as well before their child’s next trip to the dentist. Scroll down to read it for yourself!
This is Sam Warren, an 8-year-old London boy who recently lost a tooth and left it for the tooth fairy
Instead of just finding a one-pound coin under his pillow in the morning, however, he also found this letter
“Dear Mr Warren,
This letter is to inform you that I have now taken receipt of your tooth and it is being duly processed in our system.
You will have noticed there has been a delay in your payment for the tooth. Mr Warren, I have to inform you that this is due to the condition in which we found said tooth. We expect a certain amount of wear and tear on the teeth we appraise. However in this case your tooth had to be referred up to the committee for further analysis.
We believe this is due to the lack of care and attention by yourself. We have detected more than trace amounts of Fanta and residual amounts of both cereal and chocolate which have not been removed by appropriate brushing technique. We recommend you review your practice here as a matter of urgency.
Mr Warren we will accept the tooth on this occasion but we need your assurances that the condition of your next tooth will be significantly better or we will withhold payment.
Sincerely yours,
Barry T. Tooth Fairy”
Busted! Parents are now applauding this genius way of calling kids out on poor dental hygiene
Barry is clearly well-respected in the Warren household
Even Colgate chimed in to pat Barry on the back for his excellent work
What do you think? Is this the most genius parenting hack of the year? Tell us below!
