If you gaze into the firm’s website, you’ll find some eccentric statements and virtual behavior. Oh no, I am not saying they’re weird, but the point is that they’re bizarre in what they do and being an outlier is what they believe.
Taking about their statements, they describe themselves in a non-indigenous manner. It’s quite difficult to understand what they’re depicting and narrating about themselves but if you have this sarcasm spark inbuilt in you, that will decipher it.
I would narrate some of the lines they’ve scripted in the, ‘About Us’ section of the website. ‘Whiskey River Soap Co was inaugurated some 14 million years ago by the pack of some stray-dogs, freelance gladiators, and out-of-order magicians’. Seems quite cool. By the sense of humor, one can depict the products the firm manufactures.
The company is not that diverse in the context of the product line or brand umbrella but houses two products quite unfamiliar with each other. The products consist of Soaps, Candles, and Journals.
Purpose
The purpose is to satiate every kind of individual inhabiting every kind of behavior and personality. Didn’t get it? Well, let me make it more transparent. The company believes in the manufacturing of products which would match the personality, the traits or the block of a person. 7 billion people housing the Mother Earth and every one of the 7bn people inhabits different traits and specifications. So to suffice every kind of behavioral mechanisms, the syndicate adopts a different name for their products.
So if you’re a geek, there is soap for you. Of you’re a morning person, there is soap for you too. If you’re a teacher, lawyer, introvert, extrovert or a creepy person, there are enough soaps for you all. Seems kind of difficult to suffice for every kind of intellect-weirdo specifications out there.
Contact and Social Media Existence
Contacting the firm would be quite an uphill battle because they’ve mentioned this on their website that if you’ve any emergency or query, contact 911. Well if you believe this, you lack some A-grade sarcasm. Do buy a ‘Sarcasm Soap’ from them, it might raise up the levels of sarcasm in you. Hope this one exists in their product basket.
Okay, here it is, the contact and the email.
Email: info@whiskeyriversoap.com
Phone: 740 973 9817
You can also subscribe to their newsletter by mentioning your email address beneath the ‘Newsletter’ section to know about the upcoming fanciful products the firm would be fabricating in future.
Whiskey River Soap Co also has a presence in social media giants like Instagram, Facebook, and Pinterest. Make sure you follow up their accounts.
Art
I would call all their manufactured stuff and inventory as art. This is pure imagination; I mean coming up with an idea of manufacturing human personalities into products and bestowing them with disparate kind of scents is something mystical. Sometimes I wonder, do they have a magic wand for all this or what. Amazing entrepreneurs with a vivid imagination.
The graphical representation of every product they’ve in their backyard is quite impossible due to whopping numbers, but we’ll illustrate a plethora of their products to let you all know what they’re up to.
The price range is of $8.95 for all soaps unless some of them are special themed one in extraordinary cases.
I’ll start with the soaps.
The Lefties. They make up 10% of the world population. Quiet cool and odd isn’t it. Next time you hang around with a lefty, know that they’re one of the 10%ters, and this makes them outliers. Hence, soap got dedicated to these amazing people yet not normal. Just kidding. Lefties grab this beauty.
The other one is quite fascinating. ‘Soap for #Goals.’ Woah! Everyone has goals right? Obese people have goals to possess six pack abs, people on job always have a desire for fabulous career and much more like that. Well here it is, this one’s for you people. #facegoals #cargoals #hairgoals, it’s all goals goals and goals. Let’s hope there isn’t a goalkeeper in front of the goals.
‘Soap for being super awesome.’ Yes, you heard it right. Being awesome, super awesome is something every person craves for. Some are born awesome while some try their whole life to become awesome. So actually I am quite be juggled about the targetted population here (ones who are awesome or ones who try to be) but well who cares. The soap looks awesome though.
LOL! The Invisible scent just like the invisible middle child. Feel sorry for you all middle children. This one’s for you. But would it make a difference? NO! you would remain unnoticeable right? The hard feelings. But who cares, looks like a cool soap though.
The creepy-uncle is always up for the party. Introducing you to their lavish lifestyles and urging you to undergo their bash, it is unscathed. Also, don’t forget to order the soap, these are limited.
‘Soaps for Emojis,’ the emoji brigade is on parade, and those who want to partake can easily access it by bringing one of these soaps to the parade. Access cards matter a lot!
Ahh, the soap many of us would crave and the designation too. ‘Soap for evil Dictators.’ Well, go for the hostiles who irritated you your whole life. Set-up, your army, be the supreme leader and don’t forget the soap capsule with your enemy’s blood! Nah, it’s just red.
Eh ‘Soap for the geeks’. Yes, geeks don’t fall under the category of sarcasm-filled-intellect, but they’re prone to dirt though. So regardless of their minimal inbuilt sarcasm, this soap is a gift to the geeks, and yes the firm isn’t offended with them. They’re also humans you know.
The grammar Nazis. They’re inevitable, but since one rectifies and realizes the difference between your and you’re, the soap is just for them. ‘Soap for grammar police’ because once they realize the difference, they start acting like English teachers sneaking up everywhere to scold you for your erroneous grammar. Hopefully, this would halt you from lamenting on grammatical mistakes.
The much awaited, ‘Soap for introverts.’ Yes for those who hide and seek in their room with their selves and find tranquility, this one is for them. It is unscented because introverts don’t go outside and they don’t need to have the fragrance all over them right?
‘Soap for Karma.’ What goes around, comes around. The universal law, you reap what you sow, and although I don’t know what this has anything to do with karma, this soap is Laughing Buddha scented which makes it quite distinctive.
Some other soaps which seem quite awesome
These are more than enough to stir some curiosity in you fellas!
