It goes without saying but there’s always a great deal of work that goes into planning a wedding, and it usually takes months or even years before the couple are finally ready to say “I do”. Some will even hire their own wedding planner so they don’t have to deal with all the intricate details that go into organizing what should be the happiest day of their lives.
Ultimately, the engaged couple want to impress their guests to the max, so they carefully select the best possible venue, music and of course, the wedding cake!
But why stick to an ordinary, run-of-the-mill wedding cake, when you can go all out and turn it into the most outrageous monstrosity anyone has ever seen?! Here are 16 of the most the most bizarre wedding cakes to ever have been served at a wedding reception.
1. This couple spent their first date chowing down on Chinese takeout
2. The awkward moment when you’re more attracted to the cake than you are your own wife
3. This couple refused to be embarrassed about the fact that they met online
4. I wonder how much this job pays…
5. The groom who quivered at “‘Til death do us part”
This couple met on a pescatarian dating site. They’ve been shunned by vegetarians, vegans and meat-eaters alike, but at least they have each other, their shared dietary requirements and this glorious wedding cake…
Weddings can be a bit of a drag, it’s during the wedding reception when the fun really begins. That’s the part when you’re finally allowed to dig into some free food and that scrumptious wedding cake…
6. They’re pescatarians with a sense of humor
7. He used to be afraid of commitment, not anymore though, apparently…
8. They were gracious enough to include their wedding minions on the cake…
9. This cardiologist groom is more in love with his job than his new wife
10. Believe it or not, they bonded over their sick sense of humor…
Some people will tell you that opposites attract, and maybe to some extent that’s true. However, if you happen to be bizarre beyond belief, it’s probably best that you stick to someone of that caliber and arrange for a wedding cake that looks a little like this.
The unveiling of the wedding cake is the coolest part of the whole ceremony. As tradition goes, the bride and groom will cut the cake together. But let’s face it, all the guests are really interested in is seeing how much effort the couple put into making it the best goddamn wedding cake imaginable.
11. This delusional couple are convinced they were aliens in a past life…
12. This optimistic bride really does believe that her life is one big fairy tale
13. This is what happens when a couple can’t agree on a wedding cake design…
14. This couple knew their relationship was doomed before they even said their vows
15. Creepy or not, this couple is under no illusions that they’re anything more than just a couple of low life bugs
16. They’re always at it like rabbits, so they thought “why not?”
17. This couple thought their wedding was the perfect time to confront their fear of clowns
Yes, weddings are supposed to be sickeningly romantic and yes the wedding cake is supposed to exemplify that, but considering all the stress that goes into planning a wedding, it’s probably better for your sanity that you have a sense of humor about it. The best weddings are always the easygoing ones; the weddings where you can sit back, relax and chow down on some insanely outrageous wedding cake.
