An old billionnaire marries a stunning, long-legged girl with 50-thousand-dollar earrings. It is true love, sure. Who could doubt?
Half a year later the newlywed has a medical examination. He looks flourishing as if youth has returned to him. Meanwhile, he tells his doctor that his wife is pregnant and the heir is to be born soon.
The doctor is surprised but doesn’t say a word. You know, things happen. However, he decides to look into the patient’s chart.
At the next appointment the doctor examines the father-to-be and asks about his wife’s health.
“Everything is OK”, he says, “My lawyers and me are making a will to a future heir”
“And what about?.. How often have you been doing it since you’ve got married?”
“It was in my wedding night. I was so drunk and tired that I can hardly remember anything. But my wife said I was great”
“Well…”, the doctor says, “You know, I like hunting”
“What does hunting have to do with our talk?”
“There was a funny thing happened when I went duck hunting. I was tired and decided to take a rest under a tree near a beautiful lake. I leaned my gun against the trunk and went washing. But as soon as I bent over the water I heard a bear roar. It was approaching me and my gun was ten steps away. I was so frightened that I didn’t understand what I was doing. I grabbed a stick and aimed it at the bear”
“And?..”
“I put it at my face, closed an eye, moved an imaginary trigger and… There was a shot!”
“It can’t be true!”
“You think it wasn’t true, but I was ready to believe it back then”.
“Surely, there was another hunter nearby who saw a bear attacking you and shot it!”
“Now you know what I mean!”
