1. This accurate depiction of cooked spinach:
Cooking spinach pic.twitter.com/FqLdJrXQFM
— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 31, 2016
2. This hard truth for anyone cooking in a small apartment:
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) December 29, 2014
3. And this genius solution:
Billion dollar idea.
A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"
— Lemerica (@lemmywinkler) May 5, 2015
4. How bakers tell you they’re busy:
It was apparently too hard to type the word "hi."#CookingJokes pic.twitter.com/eGMk9VWZQm
— Wackovidz88 (@wackovidz88) December 4, 2016
5. When you’re feeling both gourmet and lazy:
#chefhumor #chefjokes #chef #cheflife #humor #funnyjokes #kitchen #foodnetwork #funny #cook #souschef pic.twitter.com/qdRBGrIi2r
— UR Fav Photographer (@AmidNiteRomeo) April 13, 2017
6. This handy pasta-cooking guide:
How to cook the perfect amount of pasta:
1. Pour out how much you think you need
2. Wrong— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) May 23, 2013
7. This valuable piece of advice for preventing ~melt~ downs:
Don't ever piss off a master chocolatier… They're known for their temper :3 #chefpuns
— Carlos G.2 (@jeremynix) February 7, 2013
8. This gourmet pickup line:
Are you mirepoix at the bottom of the pan? Cause baby I'm fond of you. #CulinaryPuns #Puns
— Emma Claire Smith (@Chef_E_Claire) September 19, 2014
9. This roux that is both buttery and ~bulletproof~:
WE CAN FIGHT OUR DESIRES, WHOOOOH #cookinghumor #roux pic.twitter.com/IoNJPo37Rl
— Ned (@OTedward) March 22, 2016
10. This punny chef who needed to clarify something:
JUST TO CLARIFY — i was talking abou warm butter lmao #cookingjokes
— sandy whistleton (@djbuttstuff) October 24, 2014
11. When you open the door to a convection oven:
Every Time Opening The Oven #memes #cheflife #chefmeme #chef pic.twitter.com/wPtIiefEEo
— Chef's Office (@chefsofficeuk) September 8, 2016
12. This ~offal~ attempt at a joke:
How do you know when you should throw out the meat in your fridge?
It looks offal.#chefpuns
— Darren Anderson (@Icedpyre) February 6, 2017
13. The saddest spice of them all:
@PMuss1 #culinaryjokes pic.twitter.com/6h4SUphsdq
— P Squared (@paytonpope30) May 8, 2014
14. This walk-in cooler that’s about to narrate my life:
Couldn't resist! #ChefHumor pic.twitter.com/MrRAZcebCS
— Christopher O'Harra (@ChefOHarra) October 26, 2015
15. Every time you go to the fridge or pantry:
That moment you realise you have forgotten what you came in to the fridge for #cheflife pic.twitter.com/oocTGFfDGU
— paul (@plshearing) May 14, 2016
16. And every time you grate cheese:
#Lunchtime #ChefMeme hehe! Who else does this?! #Sneaky pic.twitter.com/gsnlj4ADci
— Marlin Catering (@MarlinCatering) December 18, 2015
17. This crème brûlée that somehow split after it baked:
Well that's one way of splitting a Creme Brûlée #chefhumor #cheflife #chefduanekeller pic.twitter.com/DVfkEGNBjV
— Chef Duane Keller (@ChefDuaneKeller) March 4, 2017
