Twitter user @QueenIdle stumbled upon a really great Tinder profile of a dude pretending to be Jesus.
Tinder is something else my dude pic.twitter.com/bv86lbF0PJ
— ♡ ?JUJU? ♡ (@QueenIdle) March 4, 2017
IS he pretending? Or is he the real deal? YOU DECIDE.
With a platter of (Swedish) fish and a loaf of bread, the account was ready to feed the masses with entertainment. He’s even legit turning water into wine.
The carpenter’s bio is also pretty iconic, listing some of the pros and cons of dating him.
“My Anthem: ‘Jesus, Take the Wheel’.”
After “super liking” the Lord, JuJu started talking to Jesus and quickly found out he’s a 10/10 in the pickup-line department.
The next day an update was posted with more blossoming romance, showing off even more of his slick lines.
For those of you who want an update. #TinderJesus pic.twitter.com/62ijOQVFmp
— ♡ ?JUJU? ♡ (@QueenIdle) March 5, 2017
Other users started to share their interactions with the holy roller in response.
@QueenIdle same lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/qLRKFrk2Zq
— Grumpy Bug (@xhaley_nicolex) March 5, 2017
Showcasing the sinfully smooth operator’s biblically good pickup lines.
@QueenIdle jesus been around pic.twitter.com/uyhYjvOYr3
— rat daddy (@carpoolhoe) March 5, 2017
And while he’s recycled a few, his conversation starters still seem to be working for him.
@QueenIdle @RobinYoung_ pic.twitter.com/qrVf2t6jAk
— D-Nice (@denisehorner96) March 6, 2017
This guy is seriously putting the “mess” in “messiah”.
@QueenIdle same pic.twitter.com/tIRMBBzYKH
— aubri (@badluvin) March 4, 2017
Sadly, not everyone is a Tinder Jesus believer.
What atheism looks like in 2015. #tinder #tinderJesus pic.twitter.com/4xBUsAIyYe
— Amanda || Pizza (@DailyAmanda) November 29, 2015
BuzzFeed has reached out to find out more about Tinder Jesus.
