It’s been around for ages now, but Twitter never ceases to amaze me. With only 140 characters available, people are still able to come up with hilarious jokes, insights, and observations that could keep me wasting time for the rest of my life — and I probably will!
Here are just a few of the best of the best Tweets out there!
1. If there’s one thing the internet has always been good at, it’s finding better names for things that already have names.
If you’re not calling it a «horse tornado» from now on, I don’t want to know you.
2. Speaking of horses and riding them and the like…
This is just another one of those moments that pretty much no one would even think to think about. Except, luckily, this guy.
3. And when it comes to giving a voice to the voiceless, Twitter is always a reliable source.
If you’ve ever wondered what your clothes would say to you, Twitter has you covered.
4. Some of the best tweets are the best simply because they speak so much truth!
People who use their phones as, like, actual phones are just weird. Don’t call me.
5. We can use Twitter to discuss our current situation as well as our fears and concerns for the future.
Like the very real threat of a robot uprising! Fight back!
6. Of course, there are always those moments we can all relate to — I think everyone’s had one bad job interview before!
I mean, maybe not this bad, but bad.
7. Here’s another example of Twitter coming up with a more brilliant name for an existing thing.
Just say that word out loud! Seriously, it’s got a good ring to it.
8. Ever see those horrible ads on daytime TV? They just blare on in the background and could literally be saying anything.
I don’t pay attention, but this seems pretty accurate.
9. Ever need to drop a hint to a good friend without hurting their feelings? Here’s a sly way to do just that!
Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll get the message.
10. It’s hard to find trustworthy people out there these days, but this guy seems on the level.
I think he and I have a lot in common in regard to memory.
11. Need that extra little bit of motivation in your day? Just follow Twitter’s example!
Pretty soon you’ll either be eating so many tacos or just too busy sleeping to care!
12. And then there are those sad stories — those times where we’ve all felt disappointed one way or another.
For me it was finding out the real-life Tasmanian devil isn’t the Loony Tunes thing.
13. There are also ways to learn from other people’s mistakes — I won’t be attempting this solution any time soon.
Brett here sound like the worst roommate ever now! Thanks a lot, Axe.
14. I also love the fan theories about everybody’s favorite movies, shows, books, and whatnot.
Like, have you ever considered this alternate reading of Harry Potter? I think it makes sense!
15. Twitter also teaches us to question our surroundings and not just accept things at face value sometimes.
I mean, even if everyone was fighting, were they all fighting the same way???
16. And lastly, there are those moments where all you can do is sit back from your screen, read the tweet, and say, «true.»
Oh, to be this young again. Like, super young.
